Do You Know Your Hymns?

Dentist's Hymn...............Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.............I've Got a Mansion
Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..............The Great Physician
Husband's Hymn.................Oh Why Not Tonight

AND

for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph...................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph...................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.