Monday, April 27, 2009

Do You Know Your Hymns?

Dentist's Hymn...............Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.............I've Got a Mansion
Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..............The Great Physician
Husband's Hymn.................Oh Why Not Tonight

AND

for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph...................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph...................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

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